trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
She looks so proud in the second picture “look at how majestic and fluffy I am”
I feel so stupid all the time. Like why the fuck would anyone want to be my friend. Seriously.
Because you are caring and genuine and loving and sweet and funny and kind and strong and honest and passionate. I have been your friend for a very long time and I have not regretted it for a single second and I never will
when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like
tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety